So this is what god does when:

Ook in world issues class, we were watching this slide show and Agnes and I saw this picture of this man catching lighting bolts and putting them in a jar. At that moment we said it was God and the reason why he would capture the lighting and save it in a jar, is when he needed it, he would stick his finger in the jar and spite people when he believed it was needed. So then we started making up excuses of why it would rain, snow, thunder etc.

When it rains, God is Crying.
When it snows, God has bad dandruff.
When it rains and thunders, God is sick. That's why mommy never let me out, because she didn't want me to catch the cold. Feel better God :)
When it thunders, God is bowling.